Jenny Woo Mystery Date
Written by Renee K | Monday, December 8th, 2008
In a blog on Gambling911 early in December Ace Young wrote that Jenny Woo was seen with one of the November Nine of WSOP “around Miami Beach, sipping Mohitos in the sun and under a brightly lit full moon.”
Young added a number of random comments about this sensational piece of news. The two may not have actually been dating. The two may have spoken of going to bed in jest but they did not actually have sex. Young also reported that Jenny had said that she wanted to have poker babies with him. But when asked whether the fresh flush of color on her face indicated that she was in love Jenny replied, “We Asians are missing a chromosome that causes our faces to turn pink when we’ve had too much to drink.”
The question that everybody was asking however was not what happened but who was that man. Young confirmed that it was not David Rheem, a person Gambling911 does not approve of. He even put up an uncaptioned photo of Dennis Phillips in his trademark red cap as a red herring. It was then Wicked Chops Poker (WCP) got into the act. WCP announced that the mystery date was Ylon Schwartz who finished fourth in the final table. WCP also said that the waiter who had served the couple informed them that Schwartz was short by $600 at the end of the evening.
Jenny as usual has to have the last word. She confirmed some, denied some and was tight lipped about the rest. She confirmed that she had met one of the November Nine in Miami for dinner and drinks. She confirmed that the person was “sweet, secure, caring, and we engaged in deep stimulating conversation”. She denied that there has been any sexual activity – no groping and no bedding. Jenny implied that she does those only on official assignments and that this meeting was not official. She was tight lipped about the identity of the man. Jenny was also highly critical of WCP, though she loves the guys at WCP. She said that WCP were experts at getting things wrong. They messed with the low down on poker babe Anna Benson. They also were wrong about Annie Duke leaving Ultimate Bet.
Jenny’s boss Payton O’Brien is however hoping that WCP are right. He said, “Jenny would make an ideal wife and mom.” O’Brien also added that Schwartz would make a perfect husband to Jenny. Why not? That man just made over $3.7 million a month ago. And he is considerably better than Jenny’s last date – a brain surgeon who forgot to set his clocks forward at daylight savings time and was late for brain surgery.
Jenny’s other boyfriends have included Vin Diesel, Dennis Rodman, Dave Navarro and Chris Núñez. Núñez is a tattoo artist, which leads to another piece of information provided by Gambling911. Jenny was recently in Jamaica at Hedonism where she was photographed in body paint along with seven other barely clothed girls.
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