Dumbass Robbers

Written by RogerCP | Sunday, October 4th, 2009

I dont know how people blog every day, seriously I couldnt come up with interesting topics to talk about if I were traveling the world. Anyways this week has been pretty fugged up with a robbery attempt.

Apparently some local thieves followed me home from the club in the Ferrari to see where I lived so they could do an armed robbery, as I was told. The whole thing is completely fishy to me and just the fact that the story got back to me before anything happened is rediculous.

A girl I know who works at the boxing gym sent a text to me at like 2am warning me that these guys were getting ready to rob my house. She said her “ex-boyfriend” whom she has a kid with got wind that it was about to go down and this guy was friends with the robbers and he told her about it.

At this point I’m thinking how this guy even knows me, knows what I drive or why his friends would tell him out of the blue that they were going to rob me. Not only that but he (Jonathan) supposedly got all pissed of when she (Danielle) told them not to rob me. Hmmm.

Sounds more like they got in a fight, my name might have gotten mentioned and he threatened to have his piece of shit thug buddies rob me. Then she probably tried to cover her ass by “warning” me about it.

To me it sounds more like he was jealous because I’ve hung out with Danielle AS FRIENDS ONLY and maybe felt jealous and thought I was trying to hook up with her. Not the case at all, she was just a friend whom works at the boxing gym. From what I’ve been told he’s pretty much psycho anyways.

Either way when I told her that I went to the cops and told her about this guy Jonathan and how he knew of a serious crime that was about to be committed and all the people involved she got all defensive and pissed off. Hell if I’m going to get robbed I’m going to make damn sure he goes down for it, knowingly not trying to stop it or possibly being the one who initiated it.

I could care less, we went straight to the cops, I have a sheriff living literally 10 ft from my house, and we up stocked on some more heavy artillery.

If some loser ass people really want the shit I have in my house they can have it. Besides the ferrari which insurance would cover I have absolutely nothing of value in my house. In fact, I’m so lazy half my furniture is the same crap my buddy/partner Matt gave me in college. He’s also locked and loaded if anyone wants to come in.

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8 Responses to “Dumbass Robbers”

  1. Randy Says:

    Yeah man the whole thing sounds a tad fishy, and it sounds like that girl likes drama. I do imagine you are a target for some of the losers that like easy money.

    Watch your back man! Also maybe find a new gym?

  2. JohnH Says:

    AR15 all the way http://bit.ly/Syx7m lol

    But seriously, you might as well live at my house with all of that drama, you would fit right in haha

    Pistol grip shotguns are sick btw

  3. JohnG Says:

    That’s pretty insane if true, could be some drama, maybe not but either way a little freaky. I suggest posting this sign in front of your house – http://www.taylorgifts.com/images/products/P36269B.jpg.

  4. RogerCP Says:

    Haha Goldie, knowing the nuts around here that’d be a welcome sign, they’d rob me for the shotgun. :)

    I saw that video on your site earlier John, that thing is pretty sick. Have you seen the fully automatic shotguns, fucking rediculous! The AA 12, 300 rounds per minute and the damn this is gas powered lol.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu965sVymMs

  5. MJ Says:

    Wow that thing is sick dude, he can’t even hold it straight. That thing is the tommy gun for the 21st century. Fully automatic fragment grenades lol, wow.

  6. JohnH Says:

    I want that shotgun. I don’t know what I’d need it for, but I want it nonetheless :-)

  7. Graham Says:

    Thats pretty messed up… glad nothing came of it. What ever happened to the guys? I guess the cops can’t do much unless they actually rob you.

  8. RogerCP Says:

    Yea nothing has happened yet. I think the guy who wanted it to happen realized the consequences.

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